You know those people. The ones who send thank you cards a mere two days after their bridal shower. The ones who apologize profusely for a messy apartment when you stop by unexpected, only to see your vision of what Mr Clean's home must look like. The ones who complain about their 'embarrassing' golf game only to swing in at 68.
Damn them. They always seem to nonchalantly just have it all together. With careless effort, their life has fallen into place flawlessly as they walk around in their matching robes with their significant others and drink from their monogrammed glasses./
Isn't it time we showed them up? That's right. I said it. It's the holiday season and it's the time for giving YOU the chance to show off. Am I right? *nods head* I formally present you with...drumroll please...your personalized wine crate serving tray. That's right folks - now YOU get to be the snazzy host with the most. Beat it Martha Stewart. This serving tray has a vintage feel to it, being made from retired wine crates, essentially making it a requirement to serve wine upon this. And who can argue with that logic? Now the best part: you can customize it with your family name and year established - making it not only a great addition to your home and a perfect reason to drink more wine, but a fabulous gift for a loved one to show how much you care. And how much you want to drink wine. Their wine.
Now on an unrelated topic: who pulled my name for Secret Santa??